Live view of the shop at wwbeds.com so Santa can monitor and to control
quality.
When Santa is away the Elves will play.
BY CHRIS DAVIS, ASSOCIATED PRESS,
Christmas 2009
NORTH POLE - Due to the
increasing population of the world and the "Cash for Toys Program", it has been reported that Santa Claus
(AKA Kris Kringle) cannot
keep up with the many furniture wishes he has received this year.
In his yearly press conference, Santa tells reporters that many factors have contributed
to the problem. The popularity of a baseball bed, Murphy beds, and a
Princess Castle Loft
have made his schedule very demanding. Also complicating matters, many of his key Elves are retiring this year. The ELU
(Elves Labor Union) has set a mandatory retirement age of 456 years.
An ELU spokeself said Tuesday that
"when our workers reach 456 years of age, their eyesight starts failing.
Our goal is to maintain the highest quality possible."
Never fear! Santa has found a solution.
He has talked to some of the finest business minds in the world: Donald
Trump, Bill Gates, and Chris Davis (just to mention a few).
Together, they came up with a solution that will save Christmas this
year.
After talking to some of the most successful
businesses around, Santa's Workshop Inc. has decided to outsource some of
its
larger pieces. At first the ELU was not in agreement with this
action. They feared their "high quality standard" would not be
followed by others. However, after learning the company was
wwbeds.com and that the owner, Gary, agreed to let an elf check all outgoing
furniture, the ELU could not argue any longer.
The ELU knew the Poggy's Kids children's line that wwbeds.com offered would
be just the solution Santa was looking for.
Not only will a high-ranking
elf be watching, but Santa hopes that all the good boys and girls will "spy"
to see what wwbeds.com is creating. To sneak a peek at what Santa's new
helpers are working on, check out their
Current Projects
page.
Master Craftsman, Chris Davis would like to remind everyone that you need to get your
wish list in early. It could take up to five weeks to build your
furniture, depending on how many orders are received. So order early,
and order often!
any longer.
The ELU knew the Poggy's Kids children's line that wwbeds.com offered would
be just the solution Santa was looking for.
